Because Cookie can't be the only one with scary yarn in her stash, now can she?
I bring you "Pooch" from Pattons. Fun fur ain't got nothin' on this, baby.
Seriously - here's what it looks like knitted up.
Don't ask a whole lot of questions, because it's so dreadful, I do not wish to discuss it.
And no, it was not supposed to be a rug. It was going to be a vest. Seriously.
Thanks to Cookie and her yarn of shame, it has now found a home in my trash can!
(Lookie there. I just got rid of something! Go me!)